Taxia

Nje dite nje grua do te udhetonte per diku por nuk kishte vendosur me cfare do te udhetonte me taxi apo me autobus, nqs marr taxi thoshte ajo ka dy mundesi qe shoferi ose te jete burr ose te jete grua dhe nese eshte grua mire po nese eshte burre ka dy mundesi ose te me propozoj ose jo, nese jo mire nese po ka dy mundesi ose te martohemi ose jo, nese jo mire nese martohemi ka dy mundesi ose te bej femije ose jo, nese jo mire nese po ka dy mundesi ose te bej vajz ose djal, nese bej vajz mire nese bej djal ka dy mundesi, ose te mesoje mire ne shkolle ose jo, nese meson mire po nese jo ka dy mundesi ose te behet me te ardhme ose jo, nese behet me te ardhme mire po nese jo ka dy mundesi ose te shkoj ne lufte ose jo, nese jo mire po nese shkon ka dy mundesi ose kthehet gjalle ose kthehet vdekur, nese kthehet gjalle mire po nese kthehet vdekur...!!!... Me mire po marr autobusin! :D
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Burri qe eshte burre e con taven ne furre.

Funny Sayings

 

A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.

- Buster Keaton

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others.
- Unknown

Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown.
One lion said to the other …
“Does this taste funny to you?”
- Unknown

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
- Peter Ustinov

Isn’t it funny howthe people who want quiet are always the loudest trying to get everyone else to shut up.
- Unknown

Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
- Unknown